I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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