Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
We are two peas in an std pod
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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