love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
you made out with another girl for some wings
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
