I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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