Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
