Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Randomize
