North Korea, Best Korea!
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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