Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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