Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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