Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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