My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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