You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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