So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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