Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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