I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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