is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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