Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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