At least make sure they are 18
Why
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
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