the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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