Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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