I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Can I color on your dick again?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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