I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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