I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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