i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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