I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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