No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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