You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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