I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
i believe in u and ur pee
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