Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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