Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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