In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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