OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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