can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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