it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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