I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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