yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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