just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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