When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Do plants get herpes?
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