Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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