It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
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