come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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