i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
