and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Someone signed my nipple.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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