This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I FOUND THE LEGS
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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