soooo we both peed the bed last night...
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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