I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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