break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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