Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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