I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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