so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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