Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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