You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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