Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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